Thursday 6 August 2015

35 Honest Thoughts About Sex After Marriage

Sex after marriage is...
 1. "A possibility till you find out he used all the jelly and coffee cream again." - Caragh G
 2. "Ordering your favorite ice cream. You know what to expect every single time." - Jenny J. 
 3. "Hard to come by." Aaron E. 


4. "Like sex before marriage. I mostly do it by myself." - Steven C.
5. "What you make it. Come on, people -- be accountable!" - Karen W.
6. "Kinda like going on Space Mountain. It's a good ride, but there's never any real danger." - Jay S.
7. "About timing: trying to either make or prevent a baby." - Jasminne M. 
8. "A myth." - Cnoevil H. 
9. "Realizing your ceiling needs to be painted." - Nina R. 
10. "The same as before you were married." - Kathryn B.
11. "Routine." - Gina Marie T.
12. "A priority. Consider it like an appointment and schedule time for it." - Lori S.
13. "Hilarious -- especially when you're interrupted by a sleepy toddler." - Jessica G
14. "Like going to Disneyland and being the only two people in the park." - Rio T.
15. "Impossible. We have six kids." - Crystal H 
16. "Like a Bigfoot sighting! " - Teri O. 
17. "Unf**kingbelievable!" - Yael E.  
18. "Like getting to the bottom of an ice cream cone and finding out there is chocolate!" - Sarah F.
19. "Infrequent, yet still obligatory." - Ian G.
20. "Fantastic! Someone knowing your body inside and out, and knowing exactly what to do to it is pretty damn mind-blowing." - Skye B. 
 21. "The most important. You didn't marry a roommate. Keep it a priority." -Chantal L.
22. "Better than ever! Way Better. Even after 31 years of being together." - Carol W. 
23. "Vanilla." - Jennifer K.
24. "An exercise in frustration. You want it but you're tired and it's a whole lotta work." - Seraphina G. 
25. "A series of diminishing returns on the initial investment." - Sharon M.
26. "Is the epitome of a good relationship and the icing on the cake." - Debbie L.
27. "The start of keeping the intimacy alive with fun and new ideas that you can explore with your husband or wife." - Liz C.
28. "Heaven." - Christina M.
29. "What each of your libidos makes it." - Dianna W.
30. "Just gets better and better." - Ellana D.
31 ."Monogamous." - Gwen N. 
32. "Part of an ongoing process just like marriage itself. Both need patience, communication, give and take and at times a sense of humor." - Judith V.
33. "Connecting! Intimate! Comforting." - Marsha R.


34. "Forces you to get creative." - Eros B.
35. "Freaking awesome and enough on a biweekly basis." - Sophie G. 

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