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Saturday, 7 May 2016

H0w T0 Text A G1rl F0r The F1rst T1meAnd Make Her Have $-ex W1th Y0u

 
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Get Her Number. Th1s m1ght seem l1ke the hardest step, but 1t’s necessary! 1f she g1ves y0u her number, y0u can safely assume that she’s 0pen t0 text1ng. Here are a few different t1ps 0n h0w t0 d0 1t: D0n’t get her number 1n a creepy way. Y0u d0n’t want t0 c0me 0ff as a stalker, s0 try t0 av0id c0vert meth0ds 0f gett1ng her number.
Th1s 1ncludes gett1ng 1t fr0m her fr1ends, f1nd1ng 1t 0nl1ne, 0r any 0ther sneaky means. Her ph0ne number 1s pr1vate 1nf0rmat10n, and she sh0uld have the r1ght t0 g1ve 1t t0 pe0ple she wants hav1ng 1t. “Swap” numbers.
G1ve her y0ur number, and then say “And what’s y0urs?” or “S0rry, I d1dn’t get y0ur number yet?”
 
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10 Mind Bl0wing Reas0n to D@te F@t G1rl

 

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To the men – Dating a f@t g1rl may not fall under your qu1ntessent1al n0ti0n of ‘ach1evement.’ But who made sk1nny g1rls queens of the w0rld anyway! And to both sides! But there is an undeniable stigma attached to d@ting a f@t g1rl – like they can be ‘00dles’ of fun to p1ck for a n1ght but never w0rthy of being 0n y0ur arm 0n a date or intr0duced to y0ur friends, much less grace wedd1ng pictures! So for those of you who are t00 ashamed 0f dating a f@t g1rl, maybe this will help 0pen those l0cked tr@shc@ns a bit:
1. An easy Hi Ever felt y0ur thr0at dry up at the th0ught of walking up to the ultra-h0t y0ga bab"e at the counter? Well, y0u will never have that problem w1th them. They will greet y0u with a smile and perhaps, be m0re f0rthc0ming with the digits to dial. Just don’t be a cr33p and invite them to kick you in the shins. That ‘Hi’ will hurt and h0w! Else, it’s pretty d@rned easy, you see.They are wearing a smile all the fre@kin’ time.

2. G00dbye calorie counting Whether you are eyeing the p0t r0ast or want a dr@ft beer,they aren’t counting calories –not even y0urs. S0, y0u can d1g into as many sumptu0us dishes as y0ur heart craves, and 0n t0p 0f it, they will give y0u c0mpany. Also, they know all the best places t0 eat, with0ut burning a h0le in the p0cket. N0w that’s a plus– y0u see

 3. The adventure’s 0n With a f@t g1rl by y0ur side, y0u will never hav to w0rry ab0ut any 0f th0se 0utdoorsy stuff on your t0-d0 list before y0u hit 30. She is an adrenaline junkie and will never say n0 t0 any adventure – c0z hey, she isn’t w0rried about breaking her heel and twisting that ankle. She will strap 0n th0se running shoes and will be sprinting by y0ur side. Gasping a li’l – but still there!


 4. W0rk0ut buddies and m0re A f@t g1rl is aware 0f the importance of being;f1t. S0 she brings in the f@t = f1t equation in her l1fe by making up for all the h0gging in the w0rk0ut department. She w0n’t even say n0 t0 juice cleanses 0nce a week. So, if y0u’d been wanting t0 h0p 0nto that treadmill f0r days or do th0se crunches, v0ila, y0u g0t a w0rk0ut buddy, matey!.

 5. The way t0 a man’s he@rt is thr0ugh his st0mach And f@t g1rls kn0w th1s ohh-so well. They can have that ohh-s0-s*xy strut ab0ut the kitchenwhile s0me really yummy dishes get spread 0ut on the table. Butter your l0af? Sure, she’ll d0 that Maybe m0re!

 6. Refill? Sure. Never ever d0 y0u have t0 w0rry about 0rdering th0se c0cktails, m@rgaritas 0r any 0ther dr1nk that Sk1nny Marg 0rders. A f@t g1rl is g0ing t0 s1t with y0u, d0wning pitchers of beer like a Bro Plus, s1nce she d0esn’t starve herself either, she can h0ld the b00ze too!

 7. N0t a d@msel 1n d1stress Pressure? Bring it 0n, they say. Unl1ke del1cate darlas who need y0u t0 ‘pr0tect’ them, they are tough c00kies wh0 d0 n0t snap in two in the face of difficulty. Sure, they have there m0ments where they cry help – but m0re 0ften than n0t,they will d0 it just t0 massage that male eg0 0f y0urs!
8. They will r1p-y0ur-p@nts with laughter and more Ever walked ab0ut with y0ur b00tilicious bab"e arm-1n-arm at the supermarket? N0ticed the number 0f fleshr0ckets wanting to dr1ll what y0u g0t? N0w, n0w, are y0u gr1nn1ng? Plus, m0st of them have a r1b-cracking sense of humor – s0 they are sure spl1tting th0se flies w1de 0pen – 0ne way or the other.

 9. C'u'ddly-sn'u'ggly There’s a reason bab"y g0t back g0t s0 fam0us."You see m0re cushin’ f0r the pushin’ is always welc0me. Especially during those l0ng, ch1lly w1ntry n1ghts when everyth1ng is n1ppy. All y0u g0tta d0 is sn-u'ggle up with them– and ooh –warmth… and maybe whatever c0mes next, naturally!

 10. And ooh – the s*x And of c0urse, there’s n0 b0nes about it –y0ur b0ne’s g0nna get s0me meat and h0w. First of all, amazing he@ds!
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DOES URINATING AFTER S3X HELP PREVENT STD-S.....SEE 7 HEALTH FACTS ABOUT STD-S YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!!

 



Did you know that úrinating right after having s3x, especially for men, can flush those germs out? 

These days, it’s not abnormal to learn that someone has an STD. In fact, even celebrities have STD-s! I recently posted a blog on celebrities and STD-s. Most of them had herpes and one of them had Hepatitis. Sure, some of you may know these 7 facts on STD-s, but there are others, younger people, that are just starting out and may be in need of some facts, so this is more for them…
7. LIMIT THE NUMBER OF S3X-UAL PARTNERS

 Sure, this may sound like common sense, but again, the younger generation probably needs to be told this. Having s3x-ual contact with only one individual is going to limit your chances of getting an STD. Be clear about the expectations of the relationship and make sure they are not sleeping with others. If it is an open relationship, then your chances of getting an STD will increase, even if you were not the one to have s3x with the person who was infected (your partner did).
 6. DON’T BE AFRAID TO LOOK!

 Before you engage in s3x-ual activity, it is perfectly normal to look! In fact, do it! Don’t be afraid to do it. Look for suspicious rashes, sores or discharge. Discuss it with the partner. Remember, an STD may not show signs at all times.

5. THE BEST WAY TO PROTECT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER FROM GETTING AN STD WILL INVOLVE A LATEX CD

 The condom is going to give an effective barrier against STD. Make sure it is properly removed when you are all done with your business.

 4. URINATÉ RIGHT AFTER S3X-UAL ACTIVITY

 Did you know that úrinating right after having s3x, especially for men, can flush those germs out? So, you may want to start doing this!
3. IF YOU ARE S3X-UALLY ACTIVE, THEN MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A REGULAR STD CHECKUP

 Ask your doctor for specific tests for those common STD-s. This includes chlamydia and genital warts. These tests may not be a part of routine checkups.

 2. IF YOU GET INFECTED, YOU NEED TO TELL YOUR S3X-UAL PARTNER

 When you have learned that you are infected by an STD, it is important that you tell your partner. This way, they will go in for proper tests and early treatment. This will also help avoid infecting others or each other.


 1. A FACT ON CHLAMYDIA

 You will generally get Chlamydia symptoms seven to twenty one days after exposure. Often times, women may not have symptoms, but they may find it painful when úrinating. They may also have vaginal discharge that is discolored. Men may have an inflamed urethra. There you have 7 facts on STD-s. It is always good to go over the facts and become more aware of these problems. Preventing them is a must. If you want to tell us about an STD you have, then you can. Maybe you will open the eyes of youngsters and show them that it is real! What is your experience?
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Monday, 2 May 2016

Why So Many Young Women Love The ‘Pull-Out Method’

 

 

 

Women have more contraceptive options than ever. So why are many of them all about withdrawal?

In many ways, 2016 is an exceptionally good time to be a woman in need of birth control. The IUD, a method that works more than 99 percent of the time, is more popular than ever; birth control is covered under the Affordable Care Act; and in a few states, pharmacists can now give women a full year’s worth of the pill without a doctor’s prescription. Women’s access to a range of reliable contraceptive options is arguably the best it’s ever been.
Why, then, do many straight women still turn to the “pull-out method,” the world’s oldest, most rudimentary form of birth control?
Estimates suggest that nearly 60 percent of American women have relied on their partners to withdraw before ejaculating at some point in their lives, and around 3 percent of 15 to 44-year-old women are currently using coitus interruptus at any given time — though researchers believe the actual number is likely much higher. Despite its relative popularity, sex educators tend to dismiss pulling out as outdated and irresponsible — not so much a contraceptive method as a foolish afterthought. And yet the women who regularly rely on the pull-out method insist that it’s not only a good option; it’s the best option for them.


“I definitely feel shame from others online about my method of choice,” said Rachel, 26, who has been using withdrawal with her partner for more than four years. “People seem to be pretty vocal against it.” Rachel feels that women who rely on the method are judged as irresponsible, apathetic and downright negligent.
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But perhaps surprisingly, research indicates that pulling out is about as effective as condoms at preventing pregnancies — though of course, not sexually transmitted infections. The perfect-use failure rate for condoms is around 3 percent; for withdrawal, it’s 4 percent. One investigation found that 18 percent of couples who use withdrawal for a year will get pregnant, compared to 17 percent among couples who use condoms, although Planned Parenthood puts the chances of pregnancy higher, saying that 27 out of 100 women whose partners use withdrawal will get pregnant. Of course, neither method comes close being as effective as the birth control pill or IUD, but the numbers do suggest that pulling out suffers from an unfairly negative reputation.

“There are still a lot of health care providers who are like, ‘Yeah, but it’s not really a method,’” said Rachel Jones, principal research scientist at The Guttmacher Institute, which studies sex and reproductive health.
“Over half of women have had a partner who has used withdrawal, so just the sheer fact that most women are going to be exposed to it is reason to be talking about it more,” she added. “Both the pros and the cons.”
Jones worked on a 2014 study of more than 4,600 18 to 39-year-old women in the United States that found 33 percent had used withdrawal at least once in the past month, lending credence to the claim that current use estimates are low. (Jones cautioned, however, that her study was not nationally representative.) Notably, she and her co-authors found that many women used withdrawal in conjunction with the pill or IUD (13 percent) or condoms (11 percent), basically as a back-up form of contraception. Which suggests that many of the women who identify as “pull-out users” are actually more vigilant about pregnancy prevention.



Withdrawal is sometimes used in conjunction with “natural family planning” or “fertility awareness-based” methods, in which women track their menstrual cycles — as well as bodily changes that occur throughout — in order to determine when they’re most fertile. Fertility awareness-based methods have long been viewed as a decidedly crunchy, but the emergence of fertility tracking smartphone apps also suggest there is real interest from a range of women.
But even women who rely specifically on withdrawal as their primary method of birth control disagree with the narrative that they’re simply ill-informed or ill-prepared.
“I’m not naive,” said Tamara, 26, who has a 7-year-old daughter. “I know it’s probably a less effective method, and I still chose it. I was on birth control before, I missed a week, and I got pregnant.”
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For three years in her early 20s, Tamara used withdrawal with her boyfriend. She’s not sexually active right now, but she said she would consider using the method again. Nothing about it feels irresponsible to her. On the one or two occasions that Tamara’s boyfriend didn’t pull out in time, she took the morning-after pill. She and her ex-boyfriend were very clear on what would happen if they got pregnant (she’d get an abortion), and Tamara had money set aside in case.

“I think that there’s a misconception. It wasn’t because of laziness,” Tamara said. “For me it was access.” Tamara was on the pill for years, but then she moved and had to drive 45 minutes to her local clinic once a month — an ordeal that cost her half a day’s work. She didn’t use condoms because of a latex allergy that makes her break out in a rash.
Women have a lot of reasons why they opt for withdrawal with their partners. The birth control pill has been widely studied and is very safe, but there are a lot of women who simply prefer not to use hormones, said Kelly Blanchard, president of Ibis Reproductive Health, a non-profit that conducts clinical and social science research. Religious objections are another common reason, she said.
Then, of course, there’s ease.

“Obviously one of the major benefits is that it requires no prescription, no equipment, and it’s an option that’s right there all of the time,” Blanchard said.
When discussing pulling out, Blanchard was very clear to point out the risks associated with the method, and to explain that she was not advocating for it. But she also believes the discussion should be more nuanced than pulling out is always bad. In 2008, Blanchard co-authored a research commentary with Jones arguing that for all its flaws, health care providers should do a better job of acknowledging withdrawal as a contraceptive method in order to advise their patients and do a better job of studying how often it is being used. It got a lot of feedback, Blanchard said, more so than any paper of her career.


“I heard a lot of negative reactions from sex educators and health care providers who work with young people who said it’s dangerous to suggest that it could be used,” she said, “and I heard a lot of comments from young people about having used it.”
Julia, 22, is one such woman. She has been using the pull-out method since she lost her virginity as a teenager, after discovering she had a latex allergy that caused her to break out in a localized rash. When she was 19, she had an IUD implanted, but she hated it and had it removed six months later.
Julia isn’t in a committed relationship, and is currently sleeping with a few men, most of whom are friends she also has sex with. She gets tested for STIs every three months, and expects her partners to do the same. Julia generally trusts that the men she sleeps with are being honest with her about their STI status, but if she feels at all uneasy, she asks to see their results. And she has had a few partners say they’re uncomfortable pulling out, in which case they simply do other things together, like oral sex. Julia prefers it when her partners ejaculate on her chest or butt, which keeps things “kinky” she said — and her sheets clean.
Julia is a true devotee to the pull-out method, and says that for her, for now, there really are no downsides to it. Maybe three times in her life, her partners have been too caught up in the moment and accidentally ejaculated inside her, and in those cases, she used Plan-B.

“If they don’t communicate well, and if they don’t let me know they’re going to ejaculate, how am I supposed to know?” Julia said. “It’s a hard thing to read, and that’s why communication is key.”
“I know women have different reactions to different types of birth control,” she added, “but other options weren’t a positive experience for me.”

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The 7 Ways Yoga Can Heat Up Your Sex Life

 

Yoga is an amazing stress reliever that will make you mentally and physically stronger as well as more agile and flexible, but did you know that yoga has the potency to enhance sexual performance and increase your ability to enjoy a more powerful orgasm? Sexual energy is one of the most powerful energies in the body, and yoga is the ultimate way to improve sexual health naturally.

 Practiced correctly, yoga strengthens all the core muscles located in the pelvis and connected to the sexual organs. Doing yoga on a regular basis will also improve endurance, increase blood flow, and helps to naturally elevate the body-mind connection for a better sexual experience.


According to a study published by The Journal of Sexual Medicine, a regular yoga practice improves many aspects of sexual function, including desire, arousal, orgasm, and overall satisfaction. For this article, I have partnered with Monika Werner, co-owner of Bold & Naked in New York City, to give you an in-depth look at some of the ways that yoga can improve your self-confidence and sex life. Here are seven ways that practicing yoga may help heat up your sex life:


• BREATHING
Learning how to breathe deeply into your lungs, stomach, and all the way down into your pelvic area will bring draw awareness to your sexual core muscles. Deep breathing releases tension and stress, which allows you to let go, relax, and be in the moment. And just imagine what deep yogic breathing through the nose can do for your kissing and other oral activities!

• BLOOD FLOW
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Many yoga poses increase blood flow to the pelvis. In a mostly sedentary world, the muscles running through the pelvis are chronically constricted. As you begin your yoga practice, you’ll begin working and stretching these neglected sexual core muscles, which will lead to improved circulation and help expose sensitive nerve endings for sexual stimulation. Better blood flow relaxes and opens arteries that carry blood into the genitals, for better erections and heightened sensations.

• DEEP RELAXATION

Great sex begins with deep relaxation. Yoga reduces anxiety and stress by reducing levels of cortisol (the stress hormone) and elevates mood, which in return improves sexual function.

• ORGASM
Yoga not only improves your staying power, but it helps lengthen and strengthen your orgasms. Orgasm involves rapid contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Kegel exercises — contraction and relaxation of the muscles that squeeze out the last drops of urine — are used in Western medicine. In yoga, you strengthen the pelvic floor muscles by engaging the mula bandha — root lock — providing similar benefits. The neuromuscular root lock balances your sexual hormones while simultaneously exercising your muscles, giving you better control over your orgasm.

• FLEXIBILITY & STRENGTH

Many yoga poses require you to support your own body weight in new ways, and as a result you will get stronger and leaner muscles. Stretching your body in new ways will help you to become more flexible and bring greater range of motion to your muscles and joints. Not only will you be in better shape through yoga, but this will also enable you to try new positions.

• SENSUALITY
Yoga teaches true mindfulness — living only in the present moment. In a recent study by the Journal of Sexual Medicine, researchers found that most people feel they have a problem remaining focused. Yoga helps to counteract the frantic, unfocused feelings created by our busy lives by promoting sense awareness in your body that teaches you to savor every sensation. As you learn to reel in your mind and listen, you will be more able to focus on sensations and respond to your partner, deepening your enjoyment of sex.

• CONFIDENCE

Nothing is sexier than confidence. Doing yoga (especially Naked Yoga) teaches you to accept and love your own body by allowing us to shed the masks we put on every day and show up as our authentic selves without judgment. Learning to embrace every part of your body will give you the confidence to be proud of your body and who you are, which makes you even sexier for your partner.
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Friday, 22 April 2016

I Feel Like I'm Not a Man Right Now

 


Kevin, 48, a small-business owner in New York City, lost his libido in 2006 after a serious infection almost killed him.
His long-term partner has been supportive, but Kevin is still concerned about the impact his disinterest in sex may have on his relationship: "We'd never gone for a week without sex, let alone months."
Kevin's libido issue doesn't seem to extend to erectile dysfunction, though an erection's beside the point in the absence of desire, he says: "You wake up and it's swollen and it's like, 'That's interesting, at least it's getting a blood flow; too bad it doesn't want to do anything.'"

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Kevin's doctor ran some tests, including a CT scan, then told Kevin it would just take some time for his body to completely recover. An acupuncturist he visited recently had her own explanation: When you get really sick, your body shuts down things that are not essential. "That makes sense," Kevin says. "Energetically I just have zero reserves." 

But Kevin finds it "unnerving" that when he sees someone attractive on the street, his reaction is more intellectual or emotional than sexual. "In that way I feel like I'm not a man right now," he says.

$ex Story: A 'One Night Stand' Experience I Can Never Forget (MUST READ)

 


There are some moments that stand out of several, and there are some memories that we want to take to the grave due to the sweetness. Read this writer's. I happened to be having a s*xual relationship with a lady I met on social media far back in 2011 during my National Youth Service programme in Ogun state. She was a police officer. Quite a crazy person with an unbearable urge for s*x. After talking sweet online, we finally met in Ibadan. she wasn't too beautiful but had alot to offer on bed as she boasted. As time went on, we set a day for the pleasure deed and it was really explosive with me hitting her up to 10 rounds in just two days at her place in Badagry. She wanted me to stay with her up to a week but I had a feeling my death was close due to the frequency and intensity of the s*x.

I wasn't too impressed with her physically and considering her poor communication skills, I told myself it was over as I returned to Ibadan where I used to be based then with my family. I got s*x-starved as time went on and after continued pleas from her, we decided to meet again for another round of lovemaking at her place in Lagos. I took an excuse from home and embarked on the trip. On getting to Badagry, I called her to notify her of my presence but events took a dramatic turn. To my greatest shock, she switched off her phone. I tried severally and couldn't reach her.
I checked my phone call records when I remembered she once contacted me with an Etisalat line.
I finally found it and called her up but when she heard it was me, she switched off the phone again. . . I was so disturbed and confused. I was wondering what happened as the day was getting dark and such areas are not safe at night particularly for a stranger like me with an innocent face. It wouldn't take a hoodlum a second to know I am new in the environment.
I was so unsettled as she was the brain behind my coming with her sweet words and sensational promises.
As the day got darker, I knew I was in danger. I have friends in the core parts of Lagos and as for inside Badagry, I had nobody. I started racking my brains on how to locate her house which I visited about 7 months ago. I missed my way initially but I was able to locate the particular junction to her house from which I discovered her place eventually. I met her neighbour's daughter and her younger brother. The neighbour’s daughter was almost 18 years old then. They quickly recognised me and gave me water to drink on my demand. I felt like committing suicide. The entire 'illegal' journey started to dawn on me. I lied to my parents I was going to my former school to secure my transcript which I needed for my Masters admission. I almost cursed my life. It was obvious I successfully crossed my boundary.

It was a face-to-face apartment and my fling's door was locked. The girl gave me more water and toothpaste. I washed my face and brushed my teeth. We both discussed where I could possibly lay my head for the night. My bank account was slimmer than Mavin's female act, Di'ja, so lodging into an hotel was a no-go-area. The girl who believes my fling is my sister for security reasons opened up to me that she is married to one mobile police officer attached to one unit in Lagos and that I am one of the numerous guys that pay her visits. Immediately, the image of the 'hard-face' of mobile policemen in Nigeria struck me. I knew I was playing with the tail of a rattle snake. I just wanted to sleep. She gave me the option of sleeping on the bench of their passage as her father was around and wouldn't accommodate me.

Meanwhile, while the whole drama was on; I confided in a friend who is like a crime partner to me on 'bed-related issues' he ran out of options too. He was like 'please just find a way to stay alive for the night' It was really getting late; time was almost 10pm with no hope of a place to sleep. I was getting disturbed. I saw a church along the street (name withheld), no service was going on but the doors were opened. My plan was to go and explain my plight to the pastor with a cooked up story so that he would allow me sleep. Funny enough, I had 10 packets of 'bullets' in my bag. I was thinking about throwing them away because the man of God could decide to ascertain the contents of my bag. On the sight of those 'weapons of mass destruction' he would know I am not a gentleman.

My fling's number later got reachable that night. She told me she had a lot to explain and we would talk the following day. She advised me to keep myself safe for her till the following day. She rushed to speak to me at a low tone and then I realized she was with another man with the financial power unlike me that had only pleasure to offer her.

Her neighbour's daughter suggested I should go spend the night with a trusted widow she could vouch for. According to her, the woman lost her husband years ago and she is almost 50. That was risky; such a person could tear a young blood like me apart at night. I have only dated someone who is 5 years older than me all my life.  As we were gisting, a police officer who was occupying one of the rooms in the building came out with his girlfriend, a very tall and slim girl. I didn't pay attention. Instantly, the neighour's daughter secretly told the girl my ordeal. As I was gnashing my teeth and watching the street get deserted by residents going to bed, the police officer's girlfriend approached me.

She was like: ''I have heard your story. Don't bother your head. You will sleep in my boyfriend's room as he is on a night shift''

Immediately, it was if a burden was lifted off me. I called my crime partner. He was overjoyed. He told me to replace the policeman's girlfriend with my missing fling. I said it was impossible and we both laughed and ended the conversation. It was in the course of interaction between the girl and the neighbour that I realized the policeman's girlfriend was waiting for her National Youth Service Corp mobilisation. She bragged about it. I smiled deep inside like a boss and kept mum. Later, I dropped a hint about NYSC. She was shocked and impressed. Not too long, her boyfriend got on his motorcycle and rode off to work. She tapped me and said we should go sleep.

We got into the room. It wasn't a too nice sight but was okay for the night. She wanted to cook for me but I declined. I was so bitter and angry with myself. I just wanted to sleep and count my losses later. I was determined to leave back for Ibadan first thing the following morning. The bed in the room reminded me of my first bed while I was serving in Bauchi state before I redeployed to Ogun state. The bed was almost a mat. I took a spot at the edge and started forcing myself to sleep as I wept bitterly in my heart. I felt like castrating myself or going for deliverance for my careless actions motivated by my s*xual desires.

The lady carefully laid beside me. I told her I don't sleep with the lights on which is true. She said she wanted it on. Immediately, I complied because I had no choice. She later tapped me to take off the light. As I looked at her, the look on her face was flirty. I was already off guard. I just wanted to sleep and ease my pains. I switched off the light and hit the bed. She brought out her phone and started playing music videos. Then, I knew there was a problem for me. My sleep was disturbed. I asked why she was reluctant to sleep. She replied she wasn't feeling sleepy and wanted to talk.

So I turned round and joined her. She started telling me about her love life and how bad the police officer treats her. She claimed she finished from the prestigious University of Lagos. She told me the escapades of my fling. It became more glaring I was in the enemy's territory and was unwise to stay longer than a minute the following day. As the discussion started running dry, she dropped a comment on my looks. She said she couldn't watch a handsome guy like me in distress and had to go against all odds to relieve me of my stress. I smiled and thanked her. As I turned to sleep, she told me she would stay awake. She said she hates to sleep alone and always needs someone to pet her to sleep.

Suddenly, it was as if the veil in my eyes was removed. I suddenly gained consciousness of my status as a lion that never misses on its prey. The animal in me was awake. I took a bold step my touching her hair and pleading with her to sleep. The response was expected. The tempo of her voice dropped so low and she didn't resist. I turned her around, kissed her and reached for her breasts with my mouth. She acted startled and asked why I was taking advantage of her. She accused me of trying to pay her kindness with evil deeds. I suggested I should go sleep at the veranda of the house but she refused. I started feeling guilty and so confused.

As I laid down quietly with the feeling of the prodigal son, she laughed at me. I laughed too and said she is a beautiful person I have difficulties resisting. That threw her off balance. Ladies love to hear nice words. She was like: “really? Are you sure? Okkk oh!”

I went closer with a kiss. This time the response from her was like an attack. She was as desperate as a vampire at the sight of a fresh blood. I reached for my bag and brought out my 'bullet'. I love to play safe. All these ladies can't be trusted with where they enter. I cruised in like a boss. The smoothness of the ride showed she was s*xually active and wasn't new to the game. There were amazing reactions from her and in a few minutes I was done. I was so happy. My nerves relaxed. My thinking became clear. I thanked her for the rare opportunity to enter her country without the due process of visa.

As I attempted to sleep, she tapped me like an armed robber notifying the owner of the house he was in the building for business. She said: ''Come and finish what you have started. I am in the mood now''

I was stunned. Me wey never chop since morning. I swiftly reached for my armoury and loaded gun. The battle kicked off. She was talented. Slim ladies are the best. They are very innovative with positions and it’s easy for them due to the stature. She was switching positions as if we were striking poses in a photo studio. I was tired after the stress of the day. She was very motivating. She psyched me up as I thrust harder.

She was like: “Yes! You are good!! I mean it!!! You are good!!!! Don't give up!!!!! Don't ever give up!!!!!”

It was as it I was up for a medal. She taught me some sensational moves that drove me to tears of intense ecstasy. She was like a beast in human form. When she grabbed the wall and instructed me to come from behind while she screamed like she was dying. I knew I was in sweet trouble. After a while, I exploded in her. I was exhausted and fell on the bed helplessly. She cuddled me like a mother holding on to her child hit by a stray bullet in the war front. She wiped my sweat and held me tight. I almost felt I was shooting a Nigerian remake of the famous Titanic movie. I couldn't even open my eyes fully. She rubbed my long hair because I am fond of wearing afro. She led me to the bathroom where water was rushing from the shower. I had a cold bath while she watched. She took a vantage position to stay at me from head to toe and was brightly smiling. She seemed impressed. I was so glad too.
After the bathe, she laid me on my back on the bed and started a massage process. She told me she wanted a bloody rematch outside Badagry in the nearest future as she intends to get really wild with me. In my heart, I was like; Never! This one go fit kill person lol. Her massage was kinda professional. She ended with a head. Her way of handling the 'microphone' like a music artiste as well as using the 'tip' to her advantage made me realize she would easily cause the death of a hypertensive patient. We hit it two more times and fell apart in deep sleep.

Her boyfriend was supposed to return from the night shift as early as 7am. She woke me up around 5am. I rushed to take my bath. As I dressed up, she asked for one more. We laughed like possessed people. She was lying on the bed with her bed with her back facing me. I told her to maintain that position. I reached for my 'Arsenal' and brought out the injection like a doctor administering treatment to a patient. I took on her from behind. What a position!

After that, I knew the mission was accomplished. I threw away the used bullets that were safely gathered and took a straight bus back to the ancient city of Ibadan. While in the bus, my fling kept calling me to return that she would do anything to make me happy. I thought about her alleged MOPOL husband and my body water level. I couldn't take the risk. Dying during a s*x romp is the last channel I will like to take out of this world. I picked her calls and laughed like the Mortal Combat character, Shao Khan till I got to Ibadan. I walked into my home safely feeling like the last warrior standing after a terrific war.

The accomplishment was a hit 'back to back' (in Olamide's voice) among my friends. I was almost given a chieftaincy title. It’s been almost 4 years now. Other experiences have taken place but the memories and the circumstances that led to this pleasure event still remains evergreen in my head.

Please How do I break up with her ?? Her P.ussy is too watery

 


I love her so much yes but her p.ussy is too watery.
For every time I want to penetrate, my d.ick slips out, she is always over wet and it makes the place not enjoyable, I will just be suffering myself and hitting hard but yet I feel nothing .

So most time I have to keep tissue stand by, at every one seconds I dry her up . Our s.ex life is getting boring and I have been managing .
How do I break up with her ?
What reason do I give her so she does not feel bad ? She is pretty ,but the water is just too much.

Thursday, 21 April 2016

Things That G0 Thr0ugh A lady’s M1nd When She 1s Be1ng L1ck3d!

 

So my colleague the other day put up something very interesting; what goes through a guy’s head when he is receiving a bl0w j0b. He came up with very hilarious and astonishing points and it’s only fair we bring a female perspective into it. sans-serif; font-size;I’m gonna try and enjoy this and forget about his Ex whom I know he’s been texting. F*cking sl*t! Why does she have to be so hot anyway? Oooh my, it’s been 8 hours since I last washed it.
Oooh sh*t, I think I should have warned him.
Jeez, this is so good. A little more to the left, a little more to the right. No no, a little more to the right. And you just ruined it!
I wonder where he learnt to do this F*ck, it must be that sl*tty ex of his. Maybe she taught him. Damn it, I think he’s done. Does he want Ex? Why I’m even asking, of course he wants s3x.

How I Got Revenge On My CheatingWife Who Bangs Around

 

The next day I went to see my best friend and lawyer. I asked him about divorces and how they affected finances and assets.
He walked me through matrimonial actions. Essentially, if I divorced her, my wife would get as much as half to keep her in the lifestyle to which she had become accustomed while married to me. Utter bollocks. He asked if everything was ok, I told him it was research for a new book. The protagonist was in a messy divorce and needed to figure out a legal way to leave his wife with nothing. He was intrigued.
He called me the next day. He’d found a way. It was complicated but it could work. The rules only apply to property or funds acquired during
marriage. If the protagonist found a way to transfer it all to some trusted third party before the proceedings begun then there would
be nothing for the Court to give her. He could always get it back afterwards.
I mulled it around in my head for almost a month. I called him and told him what I came up with. He said I was a bloody genius then
made a few changes so it would be perfectly legal. I asked him to draft a sample for me and charge me for the work. He didn’t want to
till I pointed out that the book might make millions. What are friends for? By now, our circle of friends was abuzz with the
news that a new novel was in the works. Our circle of friends which included my wife’s lover
and his wife who fortunately for me was a die-hard fan. Whenever we were at an event together, she would ask how the book was coming
along, at first I would hedge and refuse to divulge any information then I began to feed her tidbits. Enough to make her look forward to
our next meeting.
Six months after I caught my wife shagging her best friend, I bought my wife the new iPhone. It was customary. A new phone here, a new car there, diamonds and pearls every other month.
This was different. I had installed Google Latitude on the device and connected it to mine before handing it to her. I now knew everywhere the phone went and she was like a teenager with her phone, she never put it down.
For the next few months, I watched my wife diligently, electronically. Every Wednesday, she spent the afternoon at her lover’s house.
Convenient. He ran a small web design firm out of his home. His wife was the money in the family. Some of the time, late on Fridays, she’d
drive into odd addresses on the outskirts of Abuja, Bwari and Zuba predominantly. I had them checked out, Hotels.
The first time I left for the weekend, she stayed home. I told her my story was based in Lagos and I needed to be in the metropolis for
inspiration. She tried to talk me out of it but drove me to the airport. I waited 15mins after passing airport security then got a Taxi to take me to Sheraton in Wuse. Her phone was in the house all weekend but he could have come over for all I knew. The business class ticket had cost
me N30,000, the first of many.
I started to ‘visit Lagos’ every other week. Sometimes I would actually go for a day and take enough pictures for 2 or 3 and return to Abuja. It wasn’t till the 7th weekend that I
made my move. I called her on Sunday morning. I didn’t let her talk, she didn’t try. I told her I was in a cab on my way home, I was sure she was in church so I didn’t ask her to come pick me. I had missed her loads. I was 2 houses
away. His black Honda Accord sped past in less than 5 minutes.

Friday, 8 April 2016

This Is How To Know If Your Partner Had S£x With Someone Else While You Were are not around

 

1. Smell its odor: Normally it should have the filthy offensive odor of not having been washed If you smell s’emen or se’xual liquids odor or the pleasant odor of bathing products then it’s up to you [to decide why]… While I’m at it, the normal offensive odor should be primarily from the offensive odor of urine, slightly salty. S’emen and se’xual liquids odor are slightly fishy odor. Normally when you have the chance, smell [his pe nis] more, lick more, and slowly you will be more familiar with it.

2. Let it [the eja culate] out and look at the color, white means he has eja culated within the past 3 days, yellow means he hasn’t. (Some people say the color will change after time too, you can check yourself.)
3. C0ndom: Check if there is any condom or soap odor.


 4. Question: There are tests and there are countermeasures. If you drink more liquids after doing the deed and urinate a few times, won’t you then have the stench of urine again? Answer: There is a difference between fresh urine stench and the urine stench from a day without bathing…the key still lies with experience. Normally, one must carefully observe and learn from experience.



 5. Feel the balls .
  If they have elasticity, then he hasn’t eja culated, but if they are soft and limp, then he has eja culated [recently]. This someone else taught me.

How Long Should $ex Last? …Find Out Here!

 


Have you ever wondered how long a normal se x session should last? Well, you need not worry anymore. The answer is right here. You’d be forgiven for thinking that we humans do nothing but talk about s*x. But even when us amorous apes actually stop doing the jaw-jaw and get down to business, there’s still one question haunting our horny brains: just how long should our romps last? If you’re Sting or Puff Daddy,


you’d probably say s*x should go on for at least the length of a bank holiday weekend. Whilst if you’re an inexperienced spotty teenager, you’ll probably be delighted if the time taken to complete a dirty deed matches the duration of an average Ariana Grande tune. Now science has weighed in (again) to tell the world exactly how much time they should be spending in the act of physical love: 5.4 minutes.
“If you’re a non-scientist, you might have once asked yourself, propped against the bedhead after disappointingly quick intercourse, how long does sex ‘normally’ last?” Dr Brendan Zietsch from the University of Queensland wrote in The Conversation . “A scientist, though, would phrase the same question in an almost comically obscure way: What is the mean intravaginal ejaculation latency time? “I know there’s a lot more to sex than putting the penis into the vagina and ejaculating, but the rest is not always easy to define (kissing? rubbing? grinding?).


“To keep things simple and specific, we’ll just focus on the time to ejaculation.” Dr Brendan Zietsch recounted a study in which 500 couples were armed with a stopwatch and asked to press the button (of the clock) when the unspeakable act begun and then tap it again when the man experiences his magical moment. “That is as practically awkward as it sounds: participants pressed ‘start’ at penile penetration and ‘stop’ at ejaculation,” he added. “You may note this could affect the mood somewhat, and might perhaps not exactly reflect the natural flow of things. “But science is rarely perfect, and this is the best we’ve got.” This study found that sexy time lasts anywhere between 33 seconds and 44 minutes, with the median time coming in at 5.4 minutes. Interestingly, the research also explores “conventional wisdom regarding penile sensitivity and its relationship to staying power in the sack”. Older men weren’t able to last longer than young ones, while wearing a condom or being circumcised didn’t boost chaps’ performance either.

Tuesday, 5 April 2016

10 things women want you to do to them in bed

 


Like it or not, sex means a lot to women; in fact, it means more to them than it does to men. Forget the prude front they put up. A woman loves sex and when there is a connect with her man, she won't hesitate to bring out her true colours. However, most of them are not as expressive as men are and therefore, may not be able to voice out what they actually want you to do to them on bed. We have compiled a list of those things women want men to do to them to give them the greatest time during sex. Here we go:

1. Giving her an orgasm even before the real intercourse starts
Giving your woman an orgasm even before your first thrust should always be your first target because this is by far biggest thing women wish men did more of in bed. Most men don’t do this – instead, they clumsily plow straight to intercourse, thrash around as fast as possible and they are done, even before she gets into first gear.
For such men, foreplay usually consists of a few minutes of obligatory kissing, followed by a few minutes of obligatory breast stimulation, followed by a few minutes of obligatory cunnilingus until the ultimate goal of intercourse is reached. This isn’t what women want!
SexVille Tuesday  (Black Sex)

If you can give a woman an orgasm before you penetrate her, then it is guaranteed to be good sex in her book and even if you don’t last as long as you’d like, she would still appreciate your effort.
Aside that, giving her an orgasm will make her more responsive and much more likely to have another orgasm during intercourse and in that sense, sex becomes better for you, and for her.
 
2. Pay attention to hidden erogenous zones For the average man, the obvious erogenous spots on a woman's body and where they are likely to get aroused are the breasts, clitoris and the g-spot. And they pay so much attention to these places that they forget that there are hidden spots that are capable of giving pleasure to a woman.

Your woman does not want you to only pay attention to the obvious spots; she wants you to pay attention to her whole body.
 

This is because there are 16 other 'hidden' erogenous zones on her body which can give her pleasure, and which can actually make her more sensitive to vaginal stimulation. Most men don’t know about these, but if you’re one of the rare men who does, then she’ll be screaming your name in pleasure.
(NB: Keep a date as we unveil the 16 spots in the nearest future)
3. Last longer in bed
Yes, women love men that last long in bed but she won't mind if you also good with your fingers while you are at it.
Women hate it when a man shoots off too soon because it prevents them from having orgasms, but on the other hand, if you had successfully carried out step one, she won't mind so much.
On the whole, the average woman wants her man to be able to have that lasting prowess. How would you feel if a woman got you close to an orgasm, then all of a sudden stopped, rolled over, and went to sleep?



You need to know how to last 30 minutes in bed at the minimum. If you really want to drive your woman wild, then you should learn how to last over an hour in bed. And of course you can have a 'quickie' once in a while, but most of the time, women will need aminimum of 30 minutes of intercourse to have multiple orgasms.

4. Tease her until she begs for it
A typical Nigerian man's ultimate aim during sex is to get it done with as fast as he possibly can. So once he is under the sheets with his wife, he just plows forward directly to his goal of intercourse with no finesse, just doing the minimum necessary to get to penetration.
But a woman wants a man who can tease her with his hands and tongue, till she is practically begging him to take her. She wants you to build her up to a sexual action with teasing, before giving her the final gratification.
For example, with oral sex, most men just dive right in. What would turn her on much more is if you kiss up her inner thighs, and breathe warmly on her vagina. Then, so lightly she can barely feel it, run your tongue over her clitoris.
Do this until she’s pleading with you to give her more and THEN give her the gratification. She’ll enjoy it about a hundred times more.
5. Giver her more oral sex please
Some men are so selfish they would not even dream of going down on their women. But they demand and enjoy oral sex so much they want it at every given time.
But hey, what is sauce for the goose should be sauce for the gander. If you want your woman to enjoy you to th ultimate, you should learn how to give her amazing oral sex. Don't just think you are good with the fingers as they are not adequate replacement for the tongue.
 

If you know how to do it right, giving her oral sex is the fastest and easiest way to give your woman an orgasm. Once you make her finish well through oral sex, she will be much more responsive during the real intercourse.
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