5 Things Men Want To Hear In Bed

1. His Already Hard. Who wants to deal with foreplay and kissing in morning? Not you! You’re too civilized to deal with morning breath. No sir! But at the crack of dawn, he’s already raring to go. You just have to let him turn you on — where his breath doesn’t matter anyway — and then have him hop on top. He’ll be happy to ride you while you sit back and relax against a soft pile of pillow. Who said morning sex had to be strenuous?
 2. It Will Surely Give You Something To Think About. Bored at work? Buried in spreadsheets? Sick of the customers? Angry at your boss? Upset with your assistant? Exhausted from meetings? Bitter with your paycheck? Missed lunch? Burnt out? Pissed off? Think about the awesome morning sex you had this morning. Remember that? Oh yeeaaah, there’s that smile again!
 3. Its Better Having The Lights On If you’re timid in bed and prefer having sex whilst blanketed in darkness, mix things up with some sunshine. As a precaution, you should both skip your glasses and contacts. The dull rays of the early morning are forgiving, and a dose of vitamin D will help you leave your modesty in the dark.
 4. You Ain’t Going To Shower Anyway. There’s no reason to do it in the evening if you shower in the morning. Even better? Save time and have shower sex! You can act dirty and get clean at the same time. It will supercharge your morning schedule and kill two birds with one hot and steamy stone.
 5. It Makes Your Morning Glow. You don’t need to smear on an expensive skin cream to look healthy and vibrant in the morning. After a short AM quickie you’ll look fresh-faced, dewey eyed and glowing all day. When people comment on how great you look, just smile. They’ll know.